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KRACKERJAK PROFILE
Redefining
violence with his every breath, KrackerJak has spent the
last eight years breaking bones and shedding blood from one
end of this country to the other. Making his debut in 2000,
KrackerJak quickly grabbed the interest of fans with his
unconventional offense and bizarre antics and soon found
himself in demand all over the country. Displaying
tremendous versatility, KrackerJak refuses to say no to any
challenge and over the years has found himself in
hard-fought technical wrestling matches, brutal cage matches
and even the world's first intergender bra-and-panties
match. The only element he predictably displays is his
unpredictability, going from a "softcore" match in which he
bludgeoned his opponent with a chicken to a hardcore match
that saw him wrapped in barbwire and slammed onto
thumbtacks.

KrackerJak
proudly claims to tell a story in the ring: the story of a
dirty fighter. A master of underhanded tactics and referee
misdirection, he knows at least thirty different ways to
gouge an opponents eyes and limitless ways to to attack his
groin, backing up these attacks with a hard-hitting,
brawling style and a complete disregard for his own safety
when it comes to hurting his opponent.

But it's not
just his actions that have earned him the moniker of "The
Mad Bastard." KrackerJak has become equally notorious for
his words with his pre-match rants becoming as much a part
of the KrackerJak-experience as his matches themselves and
he can rarely take to the ring without the crowd demanding
that he grab the mic and unleash some vitriolic madness upon
his opponent. It's this same media-savvy wordiness that has
seen KrackerJak make regular promotional appearances on
radio, including a remark on Triple M that saw Dermott
Brereton spit his coffee out, live on air. KrackerJak also
made an impression on the Nine Network's "1 vs 100" where he
blamed rampant alcoholism for getting himself eliminated on
the first question.

Unperturbed,
KrackerJak continued to call himself the "evil genius of
Aussie Wrestling", despite the fact that his underhanded
tactics won the fans over more than it turned them against
him. After honing his skills against the best that Australia
had to offer, The Mad Bastard headed abroad, touring across
the land of the rising sun with Big Japan Wrestling and
performing at a two-day wrestling festival called
WrestleExpo, baffling Japanese fans with a bizarre promo
about being mugged by strippers that was then shakily
translated by the announcer.
After a short
but successful stint in the UK, KrackerJak returned to
Australia in late 2006 whereupon he realised that the local
scene needed some cleaning up if it was ever going to
compete with its overseas equivalent. With this in mind, he
formed The Bastard Brothers with his sibling, the human
juggernaut Logan and tore a path across the country,
destroying every team in their path until they simulatanous
held two different tag-team championships. Now dividing his
time between tag competition with Logan and his singles
career, KrackerJak has gone on to become an integral part of
the highly successful Wrestlerock shows in Melbourne,
hosting a series of extremely violent matches under the
banner of 'Kracker's Kontinental', including Australia's
first intergender deathmatch where he defeated the maniacal
Vixsin as vengeance for her cutting his beard off.

Most recently, KrackerJak has engaged in a on-air feud with
Vega radio personality and Australian Idol judge Ian "Dicko"
Dickson, who foolishly challenged the legitimacy of
Professional Wrestling. KrackerJak has vowed that if he can
give Dicko just a taste of the physical pain that the Mad
Bastard has suffered over the years, Dicko will be eating
his words and his meals trough a straw...
WRESTLEROCK 14 - GET IN THE RING
Friday 7th November 2008
HiFi Bar. 125 Swanston St. Melbourne (opp Melbourne Town
Hall)
Tickets:
Phone (03) 9654 7617 or visit
thehifi.com.au
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